Friday, September 22, 2006

HEART ATTACK IN A BOX - £1-80


Tonight the kids and I decided to treat ourselves to fish and chips out of the local fish and chip shop. I probably have a fish supper about once a year but I am never the one who goes to get it. It is years since I was inside a Chippie. Standing in the queue, I was reading the menu. It said Pizza - deep fried £1-80, ovenbaked £3-85! I always thought deep-fried pizzas were a myth like deep-fried Mars Bars - surely people don't actually eat deep-fried pizzas? Interestingly, the batch of chips wasn't ready, so I had to wait approximately 3 minutes. In that time 3 people actually bought deep-fried pizzas! (And worse still no one bought an ovenbaked one). Incredible!

8 comments:

Thomas Widmann said...

I still remember when I bought one. It was in Pitlochrie six or seven years ago (when I was in Edinburgh for the Gaelic summer school). I ordered a pizza, and the guy said to me: "It's deepfried, you know!" (He must have had complaints from foreigners before.) I assumed I had misunderstood him (I had a few problems with Scottish accents back then), so I just said it was fine... But I couldn't believe my own eyes when he took a pizza, deepfried it and sprinkled it with salt! The taste was OK, actually, but not like a pizza at all.

Phyl said...

You tasted it! You, a connaisseur of fine cuisine????

Thomas Widmann said...

What did you want me to do? To die from the shock?

Phyl said...

Probably not die but faint at least!

Sebastian said...

Mens don't faint, you know ;-) And if he should have done that after eating strange food, he couldn't have done a body craching ;-)

The Scudder said...

Is this guy Sebastian real ?
He comes out with some crackers ,, What the hell is a body craching ??
And mens do so faint ,,, I did once when a nurse washed my hands !! Ha, that's got you thinking I bet ?

The Scudder said...

And what the hell's so wrong with a deep fried Pizza anyway ,,
It's a good ole Scottish dish ,, ( to be taken when pished of course ) You Scandinavians must have something you're ashamed to admit to too ?

Sebastian said...

Oh shure I'm real - just check my blog and homepage ;-) i have been studying Linguistics with Thomas for years. Body craching is a dicipline in which (normal) peoply tries to eat as much food in strange combinations as possible, nad wommits all over. Not a nice way to treat food.