Inside the head of a 7 year old boy...

Inside the head of a seven year old boy must be a rather odd place. This morning's parting shot before leaving for school:

Mum, is there a way to get into the fridge? I mean could we take out the food and shelves maybe?
Léon! It's cold enough! Why do you want to get into the fridge?
I don't. I just want to see if that wee light that is on when you open to door goes out or stays on when you close the door!

Life's mysteries are simple, if wacky, at seven!